Thursday, April 29, 2010

Whats with all the moolah?

Yeahhhh its financial lit week and its ENDING! Hope you guys learned a lot about managing your finances coz you're gonna have to apply all this later on in your lives... Remember, its not the results that matter, its the process that's important. (I have STM so I don't think that's right at all. But you guys are smart, you'll get it, eventually...)

Investing is one darn important thing in our modern economy, it actually runs it. So invest invest invest! Juz don't lose too much. If you don't wanna invest, then start a business, or find a new energy source thingy!!! OUR EARTH IS DYING! Our ancestors/grandpeople/people older than us/our fellow residents of the earth have denied us the luxury of a comfortable future where we can burn burn burn the DEAD DINOSAURS WHICH EXISTED LONG AGO and produce electricity which runs my poor dying laptop which isn't really supposed to work. I think I lost you.

Final note: Please share your wealth when you get rich later on in your miserable lives. If you are a collector of debts or death warrants, RUN! (Or go to the guy who can clone people, then get your clone to distract the authorities while you swim to Johor using a bendy straw to breathe)

P.S. Help submit stories about your WONDERFUL LIFE with 09v13, it must be awesome. Or retarded. If its assholish I'll personally shoot pearls coated with milo at you repeatedly. I swear I will. Feel free to write in a creative manner where it won't make sense at all. For an example on how it won't make sense, refer to the 3 paragraphs above.

P.S.S. If this post has hurt your feelings in any way, I am sincerely sorry. If you think the writer of this post is awesome, you deserve multiple high fives for being awesome yourself. Good night.

Posted by 09V13 at 10:37 PM

Sunday, April 18, 2010

WAZZZZUUPPPPP?!?!?!?!

Hey, here's a fun fact for you lucky readers: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Well I bet you didn't. Isn't life good when you waste your brain cells with such trivial yet extremely useful knowledge?

This class blog has been dead for awhile. Why you ask? Maybe there are too little readers, maybe coz I stop updating my awesome personal blog where I'm getting suanned at repeatedly, or maybe its because of other, external reasons. Anywho, its time for change.

CHANGE! No not spare change. Just change. For the better. Be optimistic, "Always look on the bright side of life". Just my 2 cents (pun intended)

I have nothing else to say, coz if I write too much people would think I have nothing better to do and this is how I rot my life away.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
[in an indian accent] BUTTER YOU LOOKIN' AT?!

Lifestyle, pg 6: Is it wrong to mock an Indian accent?
"... (if) everything is done in good humour, then it would be okay"

Posted by 09V13 at 6:38 PM