Saturday, August 21, 2010

This is random. Like really.

Always account for variable change.

 Question everything. Everything. Don't be blinded by stupidity, superiority or emotion. True story.


Self-help guide to sound like a bimbo.

Stewie: Alright Brian, you can do this. You can dump her, because once it's done, never again will you have to listen to her talk like this? You know, where everything has a question mark at the end of it? With an upward inflection? At the end of every sentence?
Brian: Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking? Oh dammit, now I'm doing it too!

Family Guy: Whistle while your wife works

Posted by 09V13 at 10:46 AM

Friday, August 20, 2010

Is this the real life?

Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me


But does it really matter?
Not anyone can see.
Life can be better
With me
*Insert Egotistical Smile*

On a side note,do you wonder why she used titillating? Well of course the root word is titillate, which means "to excite (another) pleasurably". Haven't she heard of self-censorship? Sheesh. Anyways, the question that should be asked is "Whats the Etymology of the word 'titillate'?" In this case, it would just be titillare, which is latin for 'to tickle'.


Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

Posted by 09V13 at 12:35 AM

Friday, August 13, 2010

He's Coming....

Stupid Friday the 13th.
It. Was. Killer.

That is all for you late night announcements. Oh wait there's more? Ma bad.

Upcoming events:
-> IH Debate on Monday
-> Chem & Physics test on Wednesday
-> Tea Session on Friday
-> September Hols
-> EoYs
-> HMT Os
-> Masquerade, 09 to Remember. ("It sucked so bad that its forever etched in my memory, which in this case we shall have E&E")
-> China Trip (tentative) Self-initiated CIP

Posted by 09V13 at 10:42 PM

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Important!

News just in!

Disclaimer: Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely coincidental, please don't sue me Jun Theng, or anyone else for that matter.

Jun Theng has a girlfriend! Holy ****
I know right? I almost got coronary heart disease, but maybe it's because I sleep more than 7 hours on average. Well news is news, so please don't go "O-M-G" like Usher or someday you'll be spotted on YouTube and become a teen sensation who isn't sure of his gender. Before you become famous, go through puberty. Especially if you're a guy. I mean really. Girl's voice? I mean really? By the way, if JT really gets a GF, do inform the world so we can finally unite as one and celebrate this life-changing occasion. Unless by life-changing you mean changing a life for money, in that case, you're just plain evil.

One thing's for sure, no one ever reads this blog anymore so I'm basically talking to myself. *Oh yea.....*

Ketchup, Mustard, Vinegar and Chilli Sauce
Toothpaste, Toothbrush, Your finger and some dental floss
Fold paper, fly the plane, hit your head, sorry boss
Forever play, always fail, change your name, become really lost

Coz our nameeeee always starttssss withhh losttttttt
Tryinggggg to makeeeeeee sennse of it alllllllllllll
Learn L.A...... deductionnnnn, effect and causseeeeee
Cut your hairrrr look like some freaking china dolllllllll

So cute!
Ke ai!
REFUTE!
KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIII

HAWAIIIIIIIIIIII

A... B.... C!!!!!!!!

1....2.....3!!!!
Insert sexual innuendo here because I'm a rebellious pop artist who wants to evade censorship


OH YEAAAAAAAAAAA

That is all. By the way, that was a song. KthxBai

Posted by 09V13 at 8:20 PM